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24 July 2008 @ 06:07 pm
KAT-TUN Interview Comic  
With Taguchi as AD-san, join five of them trying to kissu Kame. I meant, some of them.
Note : Thanks to [info]larva_zax  because I gained this idea from her/his Gokusen Comic Strip . It's home-made, conventional style.













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Poku-kun
01 July 2008 @ 11:06 pm
Part III : " Missing Episode " of Cartoon KAT-TUN  
 
TITLE : “ Missing Episode “ of Cartoon Kat-tun
THEME : Comedy, Gag, Fantasy
CHARACTER : KAT-TUN, Wanpan-chan
DISCLAIMER: 100% not owned except fictional Wanpan character.
RATING : PG-13
GRAMMAR STATUS : Fair as 12 year old kid
DATE : 2008 Mac 11
 
" Kame's hair was obviously fancy... "
 
ª       Wanpan : Are KAT-TUN good friends?
ª       Maru : Aaaah.
ª       Kame : Erm, yes. We are.
ª       Koki : I'm the most friendly!
ª       Taguchi : Jin is the most cold.
ª       Jin : You are the most bullied.
ª       Kame : HAHA. We are good friends, but we don't have dinner or shop together.
ª       Koki : When we collide each other, we rarely talk like friends.
ª       Maru : We are nice right?
ª       Wanpan : Hehe.
ª       Kame : What's with the hehe voice.
ª       Wanpan : Hehe. How about ... Who is the nicest KAT-TUN?
ª       Maru : Err.. Ha !
ª       Koki : It's me. I'm the nicest.
ª       Maru : No not. You suck.
ª       Taguchi : ME.
 
Studio sleeps. .....
 
ª       Wanpan : Ok everyone is nice.
ª       Maru : Are you going to record somewhere?
ª       Wanpan : No. Fans want to know.
ª       Maru : Do you know who is the nicest ?
ª       Wanpan : Errm... ( glaring at Kat-tun and points at Kame )
ª       Kame : Aaa.
ª       Ueda : Always him.
ª       Kame : Hahaha. It's not me who voted.
ª       Wanpan : But Kame is too hardworking, ne?
ª       Jin : He is like Nobita in Doraemon.
ª       Maru : Eh, what's that? Are you trying to be funny?
ª       Wanpan : Haha. It's you who are like Nobita.
ª       Koki : Yea right.
ª       Jin : But my hair is longer than him.
ª       Wanpan : So Koki is Doraemon.
ª       Maru : HAHA, this kid is good to play with.
ª       Koki : I know this is Taguchi's teaching. Hey Taguchi, let me punch you.
 
Forth question. What things you hate. THE MOST?
 
ª       Jin : Taguchi.
ª       Maru : HAHA. You aren't answering for the MOST HATE right.
ª       Wanpan : He's joking to you, Taguchi-san.
ª       Taguchi : Thanks. I like you.
ª       Kame : Ne, Taguchi. Don't start controversy.
ª       Koki : Taguchi is paedophile. Yea.
ª       Wanpan : Taguchi is paedopun.
 
Studio laughs like HELL.
 
ª       Wanpan : I like internet and technologies the most. When it comes to technology, I will be the first who wants to know more.
ª       Maru : Like techno something?
ª       Koki : Are you an otaku?
ª       Wanpan : No. I may sound like otaku but isn't an otaku anime-addicted? Not alike.
ª       Kame : Ohh, so is there anything you like besides technology?
ª       Maru : Kat--tun... ( sneering )
ª       Wanpan : That's last.
ª       Kame : WHAT? That is so mean.
ª       Ueda : Wo. ~
ª       Wanpan : :-) I like travelling, but travelling with too many people doesn't interest me.
ª       Jin : You like going out alone?
ª       Wanpan : Better with two or a person only. Alone is ok too.
ª       Maru : Where do you want to go?
ª       Wanpan : A place where I can find beautiful hills and cool temperature. I don't have any specific places to visit.
ª       Kame : This is also a good place to visit.
ª       Wanpan : ( looking around the studio like a suspicious )
ª       Maru : Don't make that face.
 
ª       Wanpan : I want to visit your houses.
ª       Kame : Woh, sure?
ª       Taguchi : You may.
ª       Wanpan : All of you. I want to know how big are your houses.
ª       Jin : Maru lives in a hut.
ª       Maru : Hey hey?!
ª       Jin : Because he has no computer.
ª       Wanpan : Haha. That is more interesting.
ª       Maru : Jin is very naughty today.
ª       Kame : Dont worry. There's chilli inside the changing room.
ª       Wanpan : Isn't it supposed to be in kitchen?
ª       Jin : You are genius.
ª       Koki : I heard Uebo has the biggest house.
ª       Ueda : He has not come to my house btw.
ª       Wanpan : Well I do believe you guys have big houses. Apartment something...
ª       Taguchi : If you want to visit Jin's house, better bring some money.
ª       Koki : Yes, he is freaking stingy like frog.
ª       Jin : Hey, I'm economical.
ª       Wanpan : Do you sell frog?
ª       Kame : HAHA. Frog?!
 
ª       Ueda : Things you hate the most?
ª       Wanpan : I don’t know.
ª       Koki : What do you meant by you don’t know.
ª       Wanpan : Ok I got idea!
ª       Kame : Waha, like CK is a brainwash place.
ª       Wanpan : ( giggle ) I dislike perfectionist. I meant, when we are working or dealing with someone picky, demanding all things done faster. Ano, I also fairly dislike emotional people.
ª       Maru : I think there is a person similar to this.
ª       Koki : Kamenashi!
ª       Maru : Kame Kame.
ª       Kame : Erh, nande?
ª       Jin : What nande nande.
ª       Kame : So do you dislike me?
ª       Wanpan : ....
 
Everyone as usual, laughing.
 
ª       Wanpan : But I dislike perfectionist.
ª       Kame : Lol, that's the same.
ª       Wanpan : It's personality so that doesn't matter.
ª       Kame : Are you non-perfectionist? I mean, like laid back student?
ª       Wanpan : Erm, very much. I often procrastinate like when tomorrow was going to be exams, I revised late. Because I did watch CK online.
ª       Kame : HAHA. Kids influenced by CK?
ª       Koki : That's bad. We influence them!
ª       Wanpan : It must be the exact thing happening to another fans. I guess so.
ª       Jin : So when you answered the test papers, were our names written on them?
ª       Wanpan : No. no.
ª       Maru : When teachers give you job, you didn't do a whole? And teachers get mad?
ª       Wanpan : No. I did it. But I often procrastinate. I dislike bunch of jobs.
ª       Kame : You look like a passive student.
ª       Wanpan : Yes, but I play baseball. I'm not a loud person. But I tend to make jokes with friends.
ª       Kame : Wah, baseball!! We resemble.
ª       Wanpan : Yes, you are good in baseball too.
ª       Jin : Do you play soccer.
ª       Wanpan : No.
ª       Maru : Not that she's a he!
ª       Ueda : I think she has resemblance with Akanishi. Jin's the one who makes sarcasm and passive.
ª       Jin : Haha, do I look like railway? * railway = passive and immobile
 
ª       Taguchi : Emotional people?
ª       Jin : It's you. It's him.
ª       Wanpan : ... I read in wikipedia that Ueda is the most sensitive member here. Right or wrong.
ª       Ueda : Oh, why is that.
ª       Jin : Relaxed , Ueda. She's right. ( burst laughing )
ª       Kame : You are not suppose to support him like that.
ª       Ueda : I'm quiet, I don't know whether I'm sensitive with my feelings or not.
ª       Wanpan : You are quiet and mysterious.
ª       Maru : He's not mysterious. We all know him.
ª       Wanpan : People say Ueda is mysterious. And, Akanishi is cool like snowman. Nakamaru is peaceful but likes to talk impolitely, Taguchi is funny and bullied easily.
ª       Koki : Yeh!
ª       Wanpan : ... Koki is a mean but entertaining. And Kamenashi, he is caring and considerate.
ª       Jin : But perfectionist.

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Poku-kun
01 July 2008 @ 10:58 pm
Part II : " Missing Episode " of Cartoon KAT-TUN  

TITLE : “ Missing Episode “ of Cartoon Kat-tun
THEME : Comedy, Gag, Fantasy
CHARACTER : KAT-TUN, Wanpan-chan
DISCLAIMER: 100% not owned except fictional Wanpan character.
RATING : PG-13
GRAMMAR STATUS : Fair as 12 year old kid
DATE : 2008 Mac 11
 
" I was in a dream? "

ª       Jin : Hey why you seem so emotionless, Wanpan-chan?
ª       Wanpan : I can't bear seeing crying human.
ª       Maru : Hahahha. He's crying to you, Wanpan.
ª       Wanpan : Do you ask me to cry too?
ª       Jin : Ok, then I will cry for her.
ª       Kame : Not you.
ª       Taguchi : I was really going to fall you know. The first thing I thought was, I am really going to die.
ª       Jin : Why don't you think of, " I can enjoy swimming inside the water. "
ª       Kame : Hehe, be serious Jin. Even this studio is now filled with sad music.
ª       Taguchi : I was actually shocked when I saw you catching my legs. I thought it was going to be somebody else. I meant, Ueda. Because he's near to me.
ª       Ueda : Are you mad at me?
ª       Taguchi : Hehe, of course not. I know this happened accidentally.
ª       Kame : Wanpan-chan. Wanpan-chan. Say something.
ª       Wanpan : Me? Erm, ...
ª       Jin : Looks like she was not the one who saved Taguchi. Let's bring her back home.
ª       Koki : Haha. She's also awkward you know. She's only 16.
ª       Wanpan : Taguchi-san. How are you?
ª       Kame : HAHAHAHA.
ª       Taguchi : I'm fine thank you.
ª       Wanpan : Don't be sad okay? I bought you candy.
ª       Maru : Wohhh...
ª       Kame : Not fair.
ª       Jin : Are you crying because of this?
ª       Taguchi : Hahaha, no. Thanks for this candy. Sweet.
ª       Wanpan : I hope you can forget the past time. And, don't be too phobic with bridge.
ª       Ueda : She's asking him to fall again.
ª       Kame : Hahaha. She's like an angel to Taguchi.
ª       Wanpan : Hey, is this a live show? Can fans bare watching him crying like this? Ne, this is no more Cartoon Kat-tun. It's Sadtoon Kat-tun.
ª       Kame : HAHAHAHHA. You really funny, girl.
 
After that.
 
ª       Maru : Okay, we have questions for Wanpan. Wanpan-chan.
ª       Wanpan : STATO!
ª       Maru : Hey, you watched this show before?
ª       Wanpan : Yeah, I do.
ª       Jin : So you know Taguchi's being picked on here?
ª       Wanpan : Yes, Koki does it.
ª       Koki : Oh GOD, Wanpan is trying to defend her Taguchi. Ah, you are lucky today, Taguchi.
ª       Taguchi : Hehehe.
ª       Ueda : Taguchi doesn't talk much.
ª       Wanpan : Yea, he's addicted to the candy.
ª       Taguchi : That's not it, Wanpan.
ª       Kame : Heh, he's calling her Wanpan.??!?
 
1. Do you like Japan?
 
ª       Wanpan : Quite. I went here last month after I managed to collect money to be here.
ª       Jin : You are interested in Japan, ne. Uuurm.
ª       Wanpan : You aren't?
ª       Jin : Ah~
ª       Kame : He does like Hawaii.
ª       Wanpan : Uuuu...
ª       Jin : It's great place ne?
ª       Wanpan : It sucks.
ª       Kame : HAHAHAHAHA!!!
ª       Maru : Lol, Jin. Don't promote such island to her.
ª       Jin : Okay, I won't. Pu...
ª       Kame : Your japanese is really good.
ª       Wanpan : Oh, that's because I learnt it little by little.
ª       Koki : Do you watch anime?
ª       Wanpan : Yes, I do. But certain. I'm more into japanese dramas lately.
ª       Koki : What certain anime do you watch?
ª       Wanpan : Desu Noto and Zetsubou Sensei.
ª       Kame : Ah, that one.
ª       Koki : Oh...
ª       Wanpan : I like Dragon Ball too.
ª       Maru : Does it too comfort Koki?
ª       Wanpan : Haha.
 
ª       Kame : How long it takes to learn japanese?
ª       Wanpan : A year.
ª       Kame : Waaa. No wonder your japanese is fluent.
ª       Maru : Can't you speak in polite japanese?
ª       Kame : HAHAHAHA. That's typical, Maru.
ª       Wanpan : Ah, sorry. I listen to too much informal words from dramas so I'm more into informal words. Like when I learn English, I prefer using slangs than formal.
ª       Kame : Oh, I see.
ª       Jin : Yes, that's the same case with me.
ª       Wanpan : You learn slang?
ª       Jin : Yes.
ª       Wanpan : Aa, there was a radio hosted by you and I heard you saying the dangerous word F four times.
ª       Kame : WHAT? HAHAHAHA.
ª       Maru : Hey, if it's dangerous, why you mention it to this show?
ª       Wanpan : Oh, I just trying to say the word.
ª       Kame : HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
 
Kame laughs harder, till he goes down from the sofa. ( this is his attitude in CK )
 
ª       Wanpan : Are you having stomach ache?
ª       Kame : NO!
ª       Maru : You can make him 18x stomach ache.
ª       Wanpan : Okay, see you.
ª       Koki : Hey, where are you going?
ª       Wanpan : Is toilet here? ( teasing Kame )
 
Second question. Are you a fangirl of KAT-TUN?
 
ª       Maru : How about this?
ª       Wanpan : Yes, I'm KAT-TUN fan but I'm not the one who obsess.
ª       Jin : What do you meant by obsess?
ª       Wanpan : You don't know?
ª       Kame : What.
ª       Wanpan : There are many fans of you. If you went to the internet, there are like hundred thousands of fans. They really support KAT-TUN.
ª       Maru : Ah, website? They have us in the website?
ª       Wanpan : Of course. You don't have computer at house, do you?
ª       Kame : Hahaha. He has. But he doesn't know how to type in computer.
ª       Jin : He's a primitive.
ª       Maru : Hey hey, don't be nonsense. Ok yes, I rarely use computer. But are you sure there are many about us in website?
ª       Wanpan : Yes, I deal. Many of your fans are girls.
ª       Kame : Yes, I realize that too. Many girls reserved sits for our concert ne?
ª       Koki : We was like, ah, they are our daughters!
ª       Wanpan : What if an old mother came?
ª       Kame : That's Koki's daughter!
 
ª       Maru : So do you know us from website?
ª       Wanpan : YES.
ª       Ueda : How did you know KAT-TUN since you live in Kaspersky?
ª       Maru : Is Kaspersky popular for japanese entertainment?
ª       Wanpan : No. They even don't focus on Japanese. But some Kasperskyns know KAT-TUN, especially the students. I know KAT-TUN well after I watched Nobuta Wo Produce.
ª       Kame : Oh, my one.
ª       Wanpan : Yes, I knew Japanese entertainment better after watching Nobuta. And I got to know the one named Kamenashi Kazuya.
ª       Kame : So I introduced KAT-TUN to you?
ª       Koki : Mueh.
ª       Wanpan : Yes. If I don't watch Nobuta, I will never know who is KAT-TUN. Truly.
ª       Maru : Wah, you really influence people, Kame.
ª       Jin : How about me?
ª       Wanpan : Ah, Akanishi-san. ......
ª       Jin : Wait hey, there's nothing special about me?
ª       Wanpan : There is. I know Kamenashi first, then I know you. I read a japanese entertainment book in Kaspersky and I found news regarding you, leaving KAT-TUN to study in LA. But I wasn't interested in KAT-TUN that time, so I didn't read it.
ª       Maru: That was mean.
ª       Wanpan : Yea, I really didn't read. After that, I realized that you and Kame acted in GOKUSEN 2. But I still didn't want to know who was Akanishi.
ª       Jin : Okay I have no fan after all.
ª       Wanpan : But I get interested with you after some fans call you Baka.
ª       Jin : Haha, what?
ª       Wanpan : No you did as if you were a stupid singer.
ª       Jin : Lol, did I?
ª       Wanpan : Yes. I thought the one named you Bakanishi is Yamapi.
ª       Kame : Oh, yes Jin. You were quite baka before right?
ª       Jin : Ouh, sokka? Hah.
ª       Wanpan : I know Koki from My Boss My Hero. I actually getting to know you more from this show too. The first episode I watched was episode, erm... Horikita Maki.
ª       Kame : Hai hai. I knew that.
ª       Maru : You knew me there?
ª       Wanpan : No. I thought you were the host for CK.
ª       Maru : LOL?! Does my face look like a host only?
ª       Wanpan : Well sorry for that because I really didn't recognize KAT-TUN. I also thought that Taguchi-san was a guest in CK with Horikita.
ª       Taguchi : HAHAHA. That's sweet.
ª       Koki : Hey, are you trying to quit from KAT-TUN?
ª       Wanpan : I had an instinct that Ueda was KAT-TUN.
ª       Ueda : Thank you thank you!
ª       Wanpan : My pleasure. You were very silent.
ª       Ueda : Erm, chotto~
ª       Kame : No, he couldn't cook that time. He was like " Maa, which one is brocolli?! "
ª       Maru : And he took out carrot.
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Poku-kun
01 July 2008 @ 10:20 pm
Part I : " Missing Episode " of Cartoon KAT-TUN  
" I was travelling in Tokyo when lucky met. " 

CK Studio. 

ª Kame : Hi there!!! Today, we actually are having a very special guest.
ª Koki : Ya, totally special.
ª Kame : And, do you guys think you know who she is?
ª Maru : Well it must be some lolitas?
ª Kame : Haha.
ª Taguchi : How about a company president?
ª Koki : Get lost you, Taguchi.
ª Maru : If that's your manager, I'm sure she will fire you.
ª Kame : Haha, I also have no idea. Okay, Taguchi. Please introduce her~!

Let's entertained by this chekiracho moment!

ª Taguchi : Hi!!! Today's guest is, oh my god, you won't know who she is! She is a 16 year old high school girl named Wanpan. She lives in Kaspersky currently. Wah! She's the one who helped Kat-tun in Tokyo district last month. One of our group member nearly fell from bridge but she luckily helped him. Wanna know her? Let's roll with us! Check it out, yo~
ª Koki : Ignorant.
ª Maru : Hahaha. Today he's not going to hit you.
ª Koki : Because I'm such a good boy.
ª Kame : Okay, let's present Wanpan-chan!!!
ª Maru : Onegaishimasu!

" Yea Yea Yea. I, I meow. "

ª Wanpan : Hi, hi. ( staring at sofa )
ª Maru : Hey, why you don't look at the camera?
ª Wanpan : I thought that was the camera.
ª Jin : Hahahaha.
ª Kame : Okay, she's very funny you know.
ª Maru : Ah, don't make it again, Kame.
ª Jin : Yea, are you trying to be her father?
ª Kame : That's not it.
ª Maru : Well, how's your feeling...

.... ?

ª Kame : Hey, where's Taguchi?
ª Koki : Ne, how come I don't notice?! Hey, he's there.
ª Taguchi : NOO!!!
ª Maru : Hey, weird man! Come here!
ª Koki : Don't hide there, you nuts.
ª Kame : He honor you too much, Wanpan.
ª Wanpan : Yes, a life of traumatic bridge man.
ª Kame : HAHAHAH!!!!!
ª Ueda : HAHAHAH!!!!!
ª Maru : Hey you, come here. Sorry for making weird stuff but he is too weird.
ª Jin : His life sucks too. 

Why Taguchi hides behind the fish figure? Anyway, he sits on sofa beside Tanaka after that.

ª Maru : We are very pleased to meet you.
ª Ueda : Yes.
ª Kame : You know what. This is our first time to invite a high schooler.
ª Wanpan : I thought so, he.
ª Jin : Are you a high schooler?
ª Wanpan : Yes.
ª Jin : You skip school today. I'm going to call your mom.
ª Kame : HAHAHAHA.
ª Maru : Are you stupid? Today is day off.
ª Koki : What's your name?
ª Wanpan : My name is Wanpan.
ª Koki : Why does it sound like a pun?
ª Taguchi : One punch!
ª Kame : You are from Kaspersky. Is it a cold place?
ª Maru : No, it's hotter than Japan.
ª Koki : Hey hey. Now you are trying to act like her father.
ª Wanpan : Haha. I already have father. I don't need younger father ne. Well, it's hotter than in Japan. The temperature can reach to 28 celcius. Ah, have you been to Thailand?
ª Kame : Hai, yes! Yes!
ª Wanpan : Thailand is after Kaspersky. If you change clothes many time there, you will do the same thing in Kaspersky.
ª Jin : Do you do the same?
ª Wanpan : No, because I can bare living there.
ª Maru : This kid seems to belittle us.
ª Kame : Haha, but I guess she's right. We did change our clothes like 4 times in Thai. You forgot it, Maru?
ª Jin : Ah, is it the one when you hold a baby?
ª Kame : Yes, and you made a baby cried.
ª Wanpan : Hahaha.
ª Kame : Well actually we have extra period just to talk with Wanpan-chan because she helped us a lot.
ª Koki : Yes, you saved us.
ª Maru : No, she only saved the one near you.
ª Koki : Oh, you meant this ball?
ª Wanpan : Haha, Taguchi is being picked.
ª Jin : That's normal.
ª Taguchi : Hehehe. 

" What actually was this little kid did to KAT-TUN? The truth is not lying, she is a super-hiro. See this video together and you will be impressed with her after all! Okay, this happened on 29th March 2008, that night after KAT-TUN had a concert with their senpai, Takki and Tsubasa. It was so chilly and the KAT-TUN are having delicious dinner together at Aoinobu Bridge. Without knowing the danger, both Maru and Taguchi are wandering at the bridge. At the same time, Wanpan was walking with her brothers to buy takoyaki and accidentally met KAT-TUN member, Kamenashi. This was luckily filmed by our good background cameraman, Oshi-san!!! "

ª Kame : This is warmer here.
ª Wanpan : Erm, takoyaki please. ( loooks inconfident )
ª Maru : Hey, Kame. What are you reading at?
ª Wanpan : ( glaring at the man beside her ) 

Studio's response 
ª Kame : Wahhahha, look at your face. You shocked?
ª Wanpan : Yes. Because your hair looked a bit ...
ª Ueda : HAHAHHAHA!!! She commented your hair.
ª Kame : No, you meant by the word " Kame " ha?
ª Wanpan : Hahaha. Yes.

Okay, continuation of 29th March tragedy.
ª Wanpan : KAT-TUN?
ª Maru : Ah? Hai, hai.
ª Wanpan : Wo. ....
ª Maru : Erm?
ª Wanpan : What are you doing here.
ª Kame : Nothing, we just hanging out. We actually just finished a concert nearby.
ª Maru : Are you foreigner?
ª Wanpan : Yes. Sorry for disturbing your, ... Job-something.
ª Kame : No there's nothing with it. You know KAT-TUN?
ª Wanpan : Yes, sure. That one is Akanishi. Those are Ueda and Koki right?
ª Maru : Of course. I don't know a foreigner like you know KAT-TUN well.
ª Jin : ( Interupting ) Guys, where's mine?
ª Wanpan : Erm.
ª Jin : ??? ( looked weird ) Your girlfriend?
ª Maru : Hahahha, you made silly joke to foreigner.
ª Jin : Erh, I don't know that.
ª Maru : He always doesn't know anything, right Jin?
ª Jin : LOL. I really didn't know she's a foreigner.
ª Maru : And what's with the word girlfriend?
ª Jin : Haha. You faced her and she faced you.
ª Ueda : Akanishi was like the third party and trying to interfere the conversation.
ª Koki : Yes, indeed. And asking for takoyaki. Such a lazy man, ne.
ª Taguchi : Anyway, the way you tried to talk to us was really simple.
ª Wanpan : Erm, do you think I should have used " OH MY GOD, IT's KAT-TUN!?!?! "
ª Maru : Yea, Taguchi. Be sensible. She's not the type of hyper girl you know.
ª Taguchi : Hehe, I think so.
ª Maru : Then stop asking. 

Okay watch this more to know the story! Tu tu LOO!
" Ops, we didn't film any of Wanpan’s pics any more but we recorded Taguchi. YATTA! The bridge that Taguchi laid was going to break and if it breaks, Taguchi will fall into a dangerous waterfall. Ohho, why did this cameraman doesn't save him? "

ª Taguchi : Guys, the water is cool you know! ( he did puns )
ª Koki : Don't mess up with the pun, because the fish will hate you after this.
ª Taguchi : Haha! I'm bored, guys. You have stuff to do?
ª Jin : Hey, don't go near it. Won't you feel scared watching from the top?
ª Taguchi : I'm not a cowardly dog as you, JIN!!!!

" Guys, it's now near. Do you notice the bridge wall was cracking and crooked, and Taguchi still laid there? Oh god, see! Taguchi was going to fall and .. I don't have word to say but he's nearly fall off. His takoyaki on his hand fell into the big waterfall and Wanpan saved him with only one hand!!!! Let me replay this video to ya!!! "

KAT-TUN clap hands.
ª Kame : You did a brilliant job. I almost cried.
ª Koki : Me too. I was horribly shocked when I noticed he was going to die.
ª Maru : Heyh, he's not going to die. Ne.
ª Ueda : I saw the cracking stuff but I have no idea whether my eyes were ok or not.
ª Maru : Lol, are you serious? He's totally evil. He cannot be a witness. His eyes fake.
ª Ueda : HAHAHAAHA. Guys.